**1**
?" JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn’t do
" TEACHER:" Of course not.
." JACK: "Good, because I haven’t done my homework
**2**
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
**3**
Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for؟
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date